The day the Stasi came to town.
Tapani and Pekka's visit to England
Friday, 14th November 2003
It was a bright, fresh day,(actually it was night time) when Stansted airport saw the arrival of two highly suspicious looking characters on a Ryanair flight from Tampere in Finland. What the Ryanair cabin staff thought we were not able to find out. They were collected by two people in a nondescript saloon car and whisked away to an undisclosed destination. Nothing more was seen of them until the following day.
Saturday 15th November 2003
After making enquiries, it was discovered that the two men were indeed, the infamous Alaterä brothers. Both were members of the Stasi secret police which as we all know has been disbanded. Unfortunately no one seems to have told them! There now follows photographic evidence of their clandestine mission.
Later that evening.......
After consumming copious amounts of warm English beer which they obviously took a liking to, the pair were taken, by car, to a quiet restaurant, where they bribed the interpreter and her stupid husband into plotting the next day's undercover operation. Fortunately they chose a restaurant into which we had previously installed hidden cameras.
Sunday 16th November 2003
Early next morning, before the sleepy country town of Chelmsford had stirred, the four plotters began the second part ot their evil plan. London! They set off in the car that was now commandeered as the official Stasi staff car. We of course, followed at a discreet distance. The first outrage they carried out was to park their car on the Embankment! Few people have done this without the most dire consequences.
What followed was quite bizarre. They wandered around aimlessly for an hour or two, got back in their car, leaving a perfectly good parking space, parked in an underground car park in Hyde park! From there they caught a tube train to somewhere only to return by taxi a little while later! I think the interpreter and her stupid husband were lost! Unable to carry out their wicked plans they got back in the staff car and returned to Chelmsford. To guess what? Yep! More warm English beer.
Monday 17th November 2003
At around 12:30pm the pair were picked up by immigration officials and taken back to Stansted airport where they were deported.
Let this be a warning to you all. Beware of strangers in dark coats and funny hats!
There follows a report from Stasi headquarters
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